Overview

• Founded in 2023 as a reaction against recruitment industry absurdity
• Operates with a single employee based in Earth, Texas, United States (zip code 79031)
• Explicitly positions itself as a ‘safehouse for jobseekers and employers’ dealing with poor recruitment experiences
• Describes recruitment nightmares becoming folklore with ‘Did that just fucking happen?’ cliffhangers
• Serves as a direct challenge to traditional recruitment agencies according to company description

Specializations

• Addressing the aftermath of poor recruitment practices (‘deep pools of shit recruiters leave behind’)
• Transforming recruitment nightmares into folklore with unexpected resolutions
• Providing refuge for jobseekers and employers disillusioned by recruitment agency failures
• Challenging recruitment industry absurdity through direct confrontation (‘a big up yours’)

Services & Approach

• Safehouse services for jobseekers navigating negative recruitment experiences
• Employer solutions for cleaning up after ineffective recruiters
• Recruitment services framed as reactions against industry absurdity
• Placement assistance that turns problematic recruitment sagas into resolved cliffhangers